Manny Can't Help Himself

Manny Ramirez has apologized for pushing the Red Sox's traveling secretary to the ground after the secretary said he might not be able to get him 16 tickets to the Boston-Houston game.

To be fair to Manny:

1. The secretary didn't freaking do what Manny asked of him, when Manny asked of him. Back in the day, Ted Williams would've busted the dude's lip open. Yaz would've filleted him like he was a piece of tilapia. Oil Can Boyd would already have a new identity, living the good-life on the beaches of Argentina.

2. The secretary wasn't a lady secretary, but a man secretary.

3. Manny has hit 500+ home runs in the steroid era. He should get some leeway because of that.

4. He's incorrigible!