Hard Thrower, Somewhat Less So On The Running Part

The Brewers are appealing the one-hitter C.C. Sabathia threw for them today. They believe the lone hit should have been scored an error.

The lone hit was a slow roller to Sabathia that he was slower to get to and wound up dropping anyway.   

Maybe he should start envisioning the ball as a meatball. Nobody can remember the last time C.C. has dropped one of those.  

Gray Brings Out His Swarthiness

The Memphis Grizzlies have signed Iranian dynamo center Hamed Haddadi.

I think we all know what Haddadi will wear to his first press conference:

We Still Think It's An Adorable Little Hobby

The 2008 Women's Final Four brought more than $19 million to the Tampa, Florida economy.

This year's Super Bowl will also be held in Tampa. It's expect to bring in more than $300 million to the local economy.

Roto Recall gets the feeling that a Hannah Montana concert would bring the same flow to town as the women's NCAA tourney... except it would be waaaaay easier to nab a ticket for the basketball game.

His (Police) Record Isn't Impressive Enough

The Cincinnati Bengals are shopping around Rudi Johnson.

In return, the Bengals expect to receive a player with a pending class 2 felony and/or bricks of heroin currently hidden in his girlfriend's leather couch.

I Hear He's Having A Great Time In Greece Too... Interesting

The real reason Michael Strahan has decided to remain retired...

The McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich.

Bah-Di-Dah-Dah-Dah... I'm fuckin' lovin' it!

Straight Into The Throat

A single thought on the Mets 13-inning 8-7 loss to the Phillies last night...

Swedes Start Boycotting Cuban Sandwiches

In an essay, Fidel Castro has offered his full support to Angel Matos, the Cuban taekwondo athlete who was disqualified during his Bronze medal match and then kicked the Swedish judge in the face for disqualifying him.

Castro went on to pontificate about "European chauvinism" and "repugnant mercenary actions" of those who convince athletes to defect from the country.

I firmly believe Fidel is only a state media-published-essay-concerning-email-and-the-decline-of-punctuation away from becoming the Cuban Andy Rooney.