Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Swedes Start Boycotting Cuban Sandwiches

In an essay, Fidel Castro has offered his full support to Angel Matos, the Cuban taekwondo athlete who was disqualified during his Bronze medal match and then kicked the Swedish judge in the face for disqualifying him.

Castro went on to pontificate about "European chauvinism" and "repugnant mercenary actions" of those who convince athletes to defect from the country.

I firmly believe Fidel is only a state media-published-essay-concerning-email-and-the-decline-of-punctuation away from becoming the Cuban Andy Rooney.

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