It's Not Like He Bit An American

Boxer Dzhakhon Kurbanov of Tajikstan was disqualified in his Olympic light heavyweight bout for biting his opponent, Yerkebulan Shynaliyev of Kazakhstan.

This is clearly a case of cultural misunderstanding. You see, native Tajiks like to eat people of Kazakhstan descent. They prefer them prepared raw and sweaty, so you can really sympathize with Mr. Kurbanov on this one.