to-hand combat events. I'm looking at you Wrestling, Judo, Taekwondo, Boxing and Fencing. Only eastern European countries and effeminate Dutchmen care about these individual sports...But what if they were combined into Taejufoxstling? This spectacle would take place in a ring, involve swords and all the competitors would wear white pajamas and still have the opportunity to choke each other.
And it's fought to the death! Imagine the excitement! Not to mention all the money saved on not having to smelt silver and bronze medals... since the second and third place finishers would be dead!
Kimbo Slice -- start your training now. You country needs you in 2012.
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