That's "Hot" As In Burning

The Arizona Cardinals have named Kurt Warner as starting QB over Matt Leinart.

The team cited Leinart's shoddy playing in the preseason as the reason for the decision, however Roto Recall knows the truth:

Paris Hilton-infused gonorrhea has finally infiltrated Leinart's arm.

And let's be completely honest about it... There's probably a touch of the syphilis in it too. And by "touch," I mean Leinart's arm is syphilis.