Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ways To Improve The Olympics: Part 1 of ???

The shooting events. Who cares about people firing guns at targets if they can't bend bullets, right?

Let's change it up by having progressively smaller and smaller objects placed on progressively larger and larger human heads. The final round would entail shooting a raisin off of Karl Rove's noggin.

Now that's something Bob Costas could get wet about.

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