Monday, August 18, 2008

Maybe Now He Can Afford Some Sleeves

Rafael Nadal is finally the No.-1 ranked tennis player in the world.

Maybe now he can finally get some. Chicks do not like dudes who are not numero uno. And if the dude wears capri pants too, well, that can't help much either. There's no way that Nadal could ever find a hot chick if Roger Fede...

... Oh... Wait... I guess it doesn't really matter what he's ranked then. Why does he even play tennis anyway? He's got an orange floaty device and a hot-body senorita who wears white bikinis. I'm going just going to assume this is what Nadal does every day he's not playing tennis.

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