By Winning, He Doesn't Have To Go Back There, Right?

Rohullah Nikpai won Afghanistan's first ever Olympic medal today. He took bronze in the under 58-kilogram taekwondo.

For all you Bush haters, suck on it. Exporting America works.

Before we were in Afghanistan they had ZERO Olympic medals. Now they have ONE Olympic medals. ONE OLYMPIC MEDALS! It's called math, you liberal pansies. Wiki it, pour some BBQ sauce on it and slurp it down your big old lie holes. Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm.

Now just watch as the medals start pouring into Iraq.

Oh... those aren't medals pouring into Iraq? They're insurgents?

Wow. Michael Phelps sure is the greatest Olympian ever, right...