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Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour agreed to probation, anger management classes and 100 community service after being charged with animal cruelty for killing a hawk with a chip shot. The hawk was allegedly chirping too loudly will Isenhour was attempting to film an instructional video.

Movie Pitch: Angry golfer with more of a chip on his shoulder than in his game is ordered by a judge to teach a flock of underprivileged inner-city hawks how to scavenger on the links instead of on the streets. Golfer played by Hugh Grant. CGI hawks voiced by Seth Rogan, Owen Wilson and the sassy duo of Jada Pinkett Smith & Tyra Banks.

Now all we need is $150 million...