OJ Will Find The Real Killer In Jail, Like In Shawshank

OJ Simpson's lawyers are fighting to get a racially diverse jury in his upcoming trial for kidnapping and armed robbery. 

Apparently the lawyers will not be content unless the jury is composed of at least:

2 African-American Men

2 African-American Women

3 Wiggers

A Blasian Hoochie 

3 Black Albino Pre-Op Trannies

No white women with blond hair

A Mexican Eskimo

Then, and only then, will OJ Simpson be able to have a fair trial.