Well I'm two-thirds of the way finished with my team this week. I'm roughly 20 points down going into Monday night with Willis, Rudi and and Darrell Jackson primed for me against Frank Gore. Here's are the highlight from today:
Click here for the Awesomista Bad-Assery Nike Commercial Campaign
The only thing that could've made that commercial better would be if it had Chingachgook raging down the field with his green machette 'o death hacking away at Chargers until he put the old crowd-pleasing Mohican finishing chop move on Magua. (And if you don't know what I'm talking about, please take the time to rent "Last of the Mohicans.")
And that's it. Everything else today sucked balls. I'll be actively rooting for Tony Gonzalez's Bell's Palsy to get worse throughout the season. At least then he'll have the proper look on his face whenever he peers at Big Perm Edwards with confusion, wanting to know why Huard is unable to throw the ball to him.
(I was going to post a photo of somebody with Bell's Palsy, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. To learn more about Bell's Palsy, please go to the smartest place on the internet -- Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bells_palsy)
Sunday, September 9, 2007
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That's retarded.
If you knew anything about fake football, you'd know that Tim Riggins would be a MUCH better draft pick than Saracen.
As far as QB goes, I'd rather have Paul Blake from the TSU Fightin' Armadillos.
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