Hate to Break It To You Mets Fans...

There's no way the Mets are winning the Johan Santana sweepstakes by giving up any combination of Philip Humber, Mike Pelfrey, Carlos Gomez, Lastings Milledge or parking/concession stand rights at the new CitiField -- it'll take saying buh-bye to David Wright or Jose Reyes, which ain't gonna happen.

However I do think Omar could snag some other Santanas with what he's willing to deal...

I predict a season sellout in five minutes if Carlos Santana performed the National Anthem AND the Curly Shuffle at every home game... Viva Los Mets!

Ole! Let's bring in Tito Santana to be a coach! How sweet would it be if he were to make his entrance to the field by flying out of the home run apple? The pitching staff would have carte blanche for throwing brushbacks because if a bench clearing brawl erupted who would want to take the chance to be wapped with a flying forearm smash?

Since they're gonna wind up getting nobody of any importance anyway, let's make it fun and bring Frank Tanana out of retirement... His moustache is enchanting.