"Kenny Rogers has decided he wants to pitch next season, and his agent said Wednesday talks have started with the Detroit Tigers. The Tigers, though, said the left-hander is interested in finding out if other teams are interested in him."
He's looking to play the field? Seriously? The real Kenny Rogers and his roasted chickens can pitch better than this guy...
This is like your recently divorced middle-aged uncle inadvertently receiving a handy in the parking lot of an Applebee’s from an extremely drunk 24-year-old chick and now thinking that 24-year-olds of every variety are gonna want to take a swank at Monsignor Louis Knuts too.
Hey Kenny – I just want to remind you that there is a special place in hell for pitchers who walk in the series-ending winning run in the playoffs. It involves rabid bunny rabbits and an orifice.
Hey Kenny – I just want to remind you that there is a special place in hell for pitchers who walk in the series-ending winning run in the playoffs. It involves rabid bunny rabbits and an orifice.
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