Roto Recall now presents to you a Roto Recall EXCLUSIVE -- the official 911 transcript of an unnamed woman calling in tennis player Tommy Haas' alleged poisoning to the police during September's Davis Cup match between Germany and Russia:Frantic Woman: Haas has been poisoned!
911 Operator: Who?
Frantic Woman: Hass.
911 Operator: Haas who?
Frantic Woman: Haas. He’s been poisoned.
911 Operator: Who has been poisoned?
Frantic Woman: I just told you.
911 Operator: Who?
Frantic Woman: Haas.
911 Operator: Who has what?
Frantic Woman: No. Haas who.
911 Operator: Who is Hass?
Frantic Woman: Haas is tennis player. And he has been poisoned.
911 Operator: Has he?
Frantic Woman: Yes. He has. Haas.
911 Operator: He has been poisoned, Haas?
Frantic Woman: Yes. He has been poisoned, Haas.
911 Operator: Haas has been poisoned.
Frantic Woman: Yes. He has been poisoned.
911 Operator: Men’s tennis is boring.
Frantic Woman: Yes.
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