Odensteogenesis Imperfecta

Greg Oden left his first NBA game in the first half after suffering a foot injury. He missed all of last season with a knee injury.

Mr. Oden... meet Mr. Glass

It's like he's looking in a mirror.

The Lucky One

New York Knicks forward Jared Jeffries broke his leg in practice over the weekend.

Apparently the injury happened when Jeffries looked at his teammates, muttered "Fuck that shit," and then bashed his own leg in with a tire iron.

Never Backe Down

Houston Astros pitcher Brandon Backe was arrested for being in a barroom brawl this past weekend.

It's great to know you don't even have to be a professional baseball player to get a hit on Brandon Backe.