Drew Brees' performance was much like the premiere episode of the new HBO show “Tell Me You Love Me.”
Lots of promise at first – Brees is going to be huge this year! He’s gonna throw lots of TDs! He’s got Bush!... TMYLM (my special nickname for the show) will be the hottest new show this year! It’s gonna have the drama of "Six Feet Under" and the sexiness (ie nudity) of “Sex in the City”! It’s got bush!
Then it’s awkward – Oohh. Drew ain’t looking too sharp out there from the get go. This can’t be good.… TMYLM: Oohh. That 40-year-old dude is jacking himself off in the first scene. This can’t be good.
And then there's a total collapse – Brees has two balls intercepted. There’s limited action by Bush… TMYLM: A different dude’s two balls are intercepted by my eyes as he’s sticking it to his fiancé at such an angle that we can't see her boobs. There’s limited... (you get where I’m going with this).
Hopefully Sunday will be better. At least “Curb” will be returning.
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