Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Phil Cincotta: The A+ Mega-Douche in All of America

To the Sports Editor:
To every smug, naïve, clueless Mets fan who for the past few months has harassed, berated and insulted my Yankees, the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports, maybe now you have some minimal understanding of the difference between winning and talking about winning. Phil Cincotta, Massapequa, N.Y.

I sure hope Phil Cincotta googles himself every once in a while so that he can find out he's just been selected as Roto Recall's first ever "A+ Mega-Douche in All of America" (trademark pending).

So, Phil, do you understand the difference between winning and talking about winning now? Hope you enjoyed "your" Yankees last trip to the post-season for a long while. That plague of gnats in Cleveland showed more grit and tenacity than "your" Yankees did.

A dynasty is dead. Sound the trumpets. Spray the Raid.



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