Saturday, April 5, 2008

I Break Sperm Donor Cases Like I'm Autistic

So a bunch of autistic children have been linked to the same single sperm donor.

What man alive has autistic sperm that strong and full of vitality?

You heard it heard it here first, folks -- it's none other than future Hall of Famer Greg Maddux! Look at that autistic face and tell me he didn't jack it like an All Star...

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