"The body of George Gipp, the Notre Dame football player who inspired the rallying cry "Win one for the Gipper," was exhumed recently for DNA testing in his Upper Peninsula hometown."I can only assume that Notre Dame is so desperate to turn their depressing football season around that they are either going to:
A) ... Insert the corpse of the Gipper into the lineup and see what happens. The dude was so tough he can probably still play ironman-style football.
OR
B) ... Clone the Gipper so they can have a squad of 40 hard-guy Gippers. Most likely the science geeks over in Sound Bend have figured out how to fast-track the aging process so that the Gippers will be 20 years old within the next week and a half. Hopefully these Gippers will not be genetically engineered in any way that will make them evil. If that happens, I hope all of the Notre Dame students are prepared to chop the evil Gippers heads off, because one can only assume that bullets will have no effect on their bio-genetically enhanced bodies.
Either way, BC is gonna roll them this weekend.
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