I'm Sure Even Allan Houston Can't Be Excited About This One

Isiah Thomas loves making sure former basketball players get paid. First he causes his bosses to pony up 10-plus million bones to Anucha Browne Sanders and now he has just resigned Allen Houston. I guess I was only off by a couple of inches when I guessed last week that Isiah was going to bring back Patrick Ewing.

Is he thinking, "How can I get Knicks fans to stop thinking I'm sexist? I know, I'll remind them that I hate making rational basketball decisions more than I enjoy disrespecting women."

In conclusion, Isiah Thomas kind of looks like Angela Basset: