Dear Roger Clemens' Frosted Tips:I'm not too sure if you know this or not, but it's time that you found out -- you are so fucking gay.
A recent Gallup poll discovered that you are ranked between Ricky Martin's and Ryan Seacrest's frosted tips. To put this even further in perspective, the poll was not surveying "gayest frosted tips" but rather just the general idea of "gay."
Anyway, whenever you get the chance, please remind your host body that he is a 45-year-old man.
Sincerely,
The Folks at Roto Recall
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