Dear Ahman Green: I am flabbergasted – I don’t know where to start. Why are you so soft? More specifically, why do you decide to be so soft just minutes before gametime? If you want to be a pussy, make the decision on Friday or Saturday – not on Sunday when the fantasy roster is already set.
Do you enjoy watching Rob Dayne and Adimchinobe Echemandu (the only NFL player more African than Ositadinma Umenyiora) depress the state of Texas? Do you not think you can disappoint as much as they can? Because you can, Ahman Green… you can disappoint on the field just as much as anybody on the Texans. For the final word, I must concede the floor to Lil’ Roto Recall correspondent Chucky Weinstein:
Sincerely,
The Folks at Roto Recall
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