Shaquille O'Neal was caught on tape at a nightclub doing a freestyle rap where he rips into former teammate Kobe Bryant. The chorus to the song was "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes."
Not being the type of guy to let this go lightly, Kobe released his own response rap earlier today:
My name is Kobe And I'm here to say
Shaquille O'Neal is very gay
His butt is fat
His stomach's round
At the "All You Can Eat" shrimp buffet is where he can be found
(beatboxes for 39 measures*)
*Kobe's beatboxing sounds mostly like he's spitting into his own hands. Choking almost. Yeah. It's like an awful choking sound that is completely alien to anything Kobe Bryant has been involved with recently.
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