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The only team that can beat the Red Sox are the Pats -- Randy Moss would be a wicked awesome center fielder and it would be perfectly acceptable for Belichick to steal signs in baseball.
I can only assume a scenario like this would make Boston fans' head collectively explode. You factor in all the hairspray, gel and other product that drip out of their greasy baked-bean heads, there would be a fire raging from I-93 all the way to Canada that would put Malibu to shame.
Two other quick thoughts on what will be an incredibly quick World Series:
1) The Dominican population of Denver will swell by 252% during the two games that are played at Coors. That being said, Papi will need to huff from oxygen tanks after every trip around the bases. The Mile High City was not designed for the big man.
2) Dustin Pedroia is a manorexic Todd Helton.
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