Monday, December 17, 2007
Dr. Goldenshower: The Man Who Will Save Baseball
"Don Catlin, one of the world's foremost scientists in the fight against doping, said he has made some headway with the $500,000 that Major League Baseball gave him to begin work on finding an effective urine test to detect human growth hormone."
So basically this guy was given a half million to play around with piss all day. I don't care if he double-bags his mitts in the lab, I would never attend a BBQ at the Catlin family ranch. I bet a blacklight in his home would look like a pee-themed Jackson Pollock painting.
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