Clubs are getting ready to put in offers to Japanese slugger Kosuke Fukudome.I believe that this dude can single-handedly revitalize and update the dormant "Tastes Great/Less Filling" Miller Lite commercials...
Bland Actor #1: Fuck you...
Bland Actor #2: Do me...
Bland Actor #1: I said, fuck you.
Bland Actor #2: I said, do me.
Bland Actor #1: But I said fuc...
BOB UECKER WALKS OVER.
Bob Uecker: Guys, guys, guys. Settle down. It's Fukudome.
Bland Actor #2: What you say to us?
BLAND ACTOR #1 BREAKS A BOTTLE OVER BOB UECKER'S HEAD AS BLAND ACTOR #2 KNEES UECKER IN THE GROIN. KOSUKE FUKUDOME WALKS OVER AND CURBS BOB UECKER.
Kosuke Fukudome: Watashi no namae wa Fukudome desu. Hasjimemashite. (subtitles: I am Fukudome. You better recognize.)
(I fully admit I'm not too sure what this would be an ad for -- however the product would definitely be much more awesome as a result.)
1 comment:
Hahah I agree with you, where can i get this product you speak of, i will defintley support it... Also, why aren't you working for one of the biggest ad/marketing companies in the world? They need to give you a contract the sign of Gagne's... Not sure what channel it would go over on, but it could be somewhere... Perhaps a skit for a hbo comedy show, however, this guy needs to make a huge splash in the big leagues so he becomes a household name and people know who the fark the skit/commercial is about....
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