Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"Padre" Must Translate To "Underperforming White Guy" In Spanish

The San Diego Padres are trying to broker a deal with the Pittsburgh Pirates for Jason Bay.

The Pads really seem to dig those overrated white guys. How could anybody be excited about a lineup that includes Greene, Giles, Bay and Ensberg?

Could it work as law practice? Maybe. An accounting firm? Probably. But as players on a MLB roster? Well, I believe Ron Burgundy said it best:

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