As teams consider sending prospects to the Florida Marlins for Miguel Cabrera, some have raised concerns about the third baseman's fitness. But Cabrera… has reportedly been working out during the offseason to address those concerns.So first Jennifer Love Hewitt gets crapped on this week for having a few hundred cellulite dimples on her ass and now people are suggesting that Biggy Cabrera might be fat and out-of-shape? How soon before Carbs-rera is eating only celery sticks and diuretic smoothies so he can squeeze into that elusive pair of size zero baseball slacks, huh? This is what happens when we pressure players about juicing -- they go ahead and start getting really tiny instead of veinily enormous.
And you know who the real victims are -- the fat kids who have been lead to believe that one can be morbidly obese and still be a Cy Young Award winning pitcher.
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