PAUL LO DUCA GETS OFF THE PHONE WITH HIS AGENT. HE SMILES AND YELLS TO THE DOWNSTAIRS "STUDIO APARTMENT" WHERE HIS MOTHER LIVES.Paul Lo Duca: Ma! Hey Ma! Pack ya Virgin Marys, Ma! We movin' to DC Ma! (beat) No Ma, Washington DC. (beat) No Ma, I didn't run for Congress. Ma! Listen Ma! I'm a Washington National now, Ma! (beat) Yes, it is sorta like bein' a baseball player, Ma. Now change out of your housecoat and start packin'! (beat) No. Mr. Minaya is not my boss no more. (beat) Ma, you can't call him a mulatto. (beat) No, I don't want no gellato right now neither. Just pack up!
END SCENE.
So Paul Lo Duca is getting feisty in his old age. He's claiming that he signed with the Washington Nationals as a free agent because he'll get the chance to play the Mets 18 times next season... so he can get REVENGE!
He also believes that the Nats have a chance of winning the division.
Seriously.
Paulie probably thinks he's mix between Michael and Sonny -- however the truth is that he's 100 percent Fredo.
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