The National Institute of Health released a report stating that one in four adults will experience incontinence at some point in their lives. And some athletes have already been waging a very public battled against Urinitus...
1) Football Coaches -- People love talking about how football coaches are becoming younger and younger; however as long as Joe Pa and Joe Gibbs have jobs, the average age on the head coach will be 82. By the by, these men have definitely wet themselves multiple times (Maybe even twice today). I'm sure they sell adult diapers with Paterno's face on them in the Penn State Book Store. (And let's not forget Lloyd Carr who probably just massively shat himself following the Appalachian State game)2) Jeff Reed -- Jeff Reed is a kicker in the NFL. As such, he has plenty of time to rage. He has urinated on 75% of people in the picture below.
3) Any Baseball Player Contacted by George Mitchell's Office -- In my mind, Roger Clemens pissed himself in front of all of his K-named kids -- Koby, Kacy, Kory & Kody (The man makes George Forman's naming decisions seem intelligent). And what's the over-under on the number of names on the list that's coming out later today? 121? 267? 444 including Bud Selig? Should be interesting...
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