Wednesday, December 19, 2007

An Early Luda-Christmas Gift From Roto Recall

It seems as if the Mets won't be making any blockbuster deals this winter. However, Omar definitely needs to spice things up...

... which is why he should sign current free agent and former Met Kris Benson! He could be a solid fourth starter (averaging 11 wins over the past few seasons) and we'd have the lovely and provocative Miss Anna Benson back in the city.

Sure, he missed all of last year with a torn labrum -- but that only affects his vagina, right?

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