Alex Rodriguez has decided that he won't participate in this year's All Star Game Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium. Apparently A-Rod thinks that the competition could mess up his swing.
This is coming from the guy who's allegedly banging Madonna. The Material Girl caused Guy Ritchie to go from "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock..." to "Swept Away." Madge convinced Sean Penn that they should be in "Shanghai Surprise" together.
Simply put, she's a black widow of talent. She's sucks it right out of men and the powers go directly to her well-defined arms. I'm pretty sure she learned it in Kabbalah.Here's to a mediocre second-half, A-Rod!
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