Ron Artest Is The Blackest Man Alive

Yao Ming said that he hopes new teammate Ron Artest won't take fights into the stands anymore. Artest rebutted, " I understand what Yao said, but I'm still ghetto. That's not going to change. I'm never going to change my culture. Yao has played with a lot of black players, but I don't think he's ever played with a black player that really represents his culture as much as I represent my culture."

Ron Artest keeps it real all the time, 24-7-365. If you disrespect him, he will slap you. If you don't pass him the ball, he will throat-punch you. If you leave a bad review for his album on Pitchfork Media, he will poke out your eardrums with a rusty screwdriver. That's just what his culture is all about. What does he think about Martin Luther King? Pussy. Spike Lee? Cracker. Wilt Chamberlain? He's lucky he's dead, or he'd kill him two times.

Don't ever change Ronald Artest III. Don't you ever even think about it.