"I Know You. I Know You."

Two American synchronized swimmers are appealing to an arbitrator to overturn a decision not to allow them to compete in Beijing.

Wow.

It's like you expect synchronized swimming to be about the sport. You know... the swimming and the water floating and the leg kicking and the shower caps... but then something like this happens and it just totally jades you. I want to believe in the purity of synchronized swimming, but how can I when there's so much animosity out there within the synchronized swimming community?

Well, enough is enough, goddamn it. Roto Recall would like to hold the first ever Peace In Synchronized Swimming Conference at its apartment. All the girls can sleep over and we can talk -- really talk -- about the state of synchronized swimming and how we can all learn to appreciate each other's skills and passions and nose plugs. Maybe there will even be a pillow fight.

Let's make it happen, ladies!