Whining Is Not A Superpower

The day Hank Steinbrenner complained that the Yankee offense isn't performing up to his high standards, the team put up 18 runs in a win against the Rangers.

Thinking he might be onto something, Hank then closed his eyes, complained quietly in his head and took a deep breath -- he looked down the front of his underpants and sadly realized that coincidence and the ability to control the material world with your mind are two completely different things.