Bernie Brewer Has Got A New Drinking Buddy

Mike Cameron has signed with the Milwaukee Brewers. 

Based on Mike's previous interaction with brewers, this seems like a perfect fit. 

I say 74 days until his first DWI and 129 days until his first BYFIYTFWDFABWI (that would stand for Bashing Your Face Into Your Teammate's Face While Diving For a Ball While Intoxicated)