It's time for Roto Recall to share something with you -- I start out each day with a fresh cup of coffee and home delivery of the New York Times. It's no big deal. I like to pamper myself.Anyway, I turned to the National Report section where I was greeted by a quarter-page advertisement featuring the disembodied head of tennis great John McEnroe shilling All-Bran cereal. The tag line? "Most People Find The All-Bran 10-Day Challenge To Be A Moving Experience."
Get it? Like bowel movements. Because bran makes you shit.
Oddly enough, old episodes of "McEnroe" made me want to do the same thing.
1 comment:
not cool man, not cool...
Not everyone's first writing credit can be ghost game.
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