Martina Hingis has officially been banned from tennis for two years after testing positive for cocaine during this past summer's Wimbledon. Looking back on it, it's safe to say we all missed the telltale signs of her coke-whorery... such as:
1) She dropped 63 pounds during the tournament.2) She had to change out of her tennis whites seven times because of nose bleeds.
3) Her mixed-doubles partner was a Haitian guy named DelJean whose beeper went off continually during play.
4) The service box lines mysteriously disappeared during her opening match.
5) She sucked off the line judge for 10 bucks and advantage point.
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