I have this deep, churning feeling in my gut that McNamee and Clemens can still work this whole thing out... AS BESTEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
I bet that if Clemens asked really nicely, McNamee would definitely hop back in that bathroom stall with him and inject his buttocks with steroids. And upon that first ecstasy-filled penetration, McNamee would whisper in Clemens ear, "I'm sorry I got caught and had to bring you down with me. I'm soooo sorry."
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