Joe Gibbs Can Now Go Back To Being Confused About Other Things

Roto Recall has received an advanced transcript of today's

 Washington Redskins press conference where Joe Gibbs will discuss his decision to retire from the team: 

Joe Gibbs: It is with a deep sadness in my heart that I came to the decision to retire as head coach and president of the Washington Redskins. While some reports list me at 84 years of age, I am in fact only 67 years old and hope to continue into the twilight of life with the same dignity and wisdom I brought to the football field and locker room. The Redskins have a great roster and I'm positive with hard work and determination they will be able to have an excellent 2006 season.

Reporter: Uh, Joe. You guys actually just completed 2007-08 season.

Joe Gibbs: Really? You sure about that? 

Reporter: Yeah. We rang in 2008 just last week.

Joe Gibbs: Dang. I guess I should cancel my Fourth of July BBQ this weekend then. (pregnant pause) It is with a deep sadness in my heart that I came to the decision to retire as head coach and president of the Washington Redskins. While some reports list me at 84 years of age...