How come Jessica Simpson gets shit for making Tony Romo suck but Ashlee Simpson gets a free pass for causing Fall Out Boy to blow?IMHO FOB has not been the same since "From Under the Cork Tree." Weak bass riffs. Lame Emo-ing. Terrible eyeliner applications. Not to mention nary a single self-taken photo of any band member's genitalia being leaked online in months!
Damn you Ashlee for parasiting out the talent from Pete Wentz! If your new chin wasn't made out of space-aged polymers that can withstand up to level-4 hurricane winds...On the flip side, a double date with these two couples would be HI-larious. The Maitre'De would be like "Mr. Romo, allow me to escort you and the three ladies to your table."
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