Baseball HGH Czar George Mitchell claims to have tried to contact Roger Clemens twice before the publication of his self-titled report. First Contact: March 29, 2007 -- George Mitchell left a long message for Roger on his answering machine detailing all the questions that he would like ask him about Brian McNamee, steroids and HGH. Unfortunately, just as George was about to leave the final two digits of his phone number, the machine cut him off.
Second Contact: July 6, 2007 -- George Mitchell sprung a surprise visit on Roger at Lola's Hair and Nail Shack in Houston where Rocket was getting his monthly tip frosting. George waited patiently while reading the latest edition of Glamour (from which he ripped out the article "37 New Tricks With Your Tongue That Will Blow His Mind") but Roger never came out. On a separate note, rumor has it that Clemens gets his hair frosted by having the dye injected directly into his buttocks.
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