Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hockey Is For Hosers, Eh?

So some Russian dude signed a fat old contract to play ice hockey for the ice hockey team that plays ice hockey in Washington DC for $124 million.

This piece of news excites me as much as Obama got when he heard that Sen. John Kerry was endorsing him over Edwards and Clinton.


"Kerry did what? (beat) Can we say no to this? (beat) Well why the fuck not? (beat) Somebody get me Oprah on the phone right fucking now!"

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