Snatch Point

"Two former British police officers who fought corruption in horse racing and cricket are going to head tennis' efforts to prevent match-fixing."

Professional tennis is putting two ex-Bobbies up against the Russian mafia? As they say in England, "GREAT CRIMINEY WIDGETS!"

Clearly the only two Brits who can put a stop to this are Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones. Let's get these blokes some sawed-off shotguns and let them get to work on the underground (and by "underground" I mean those who break the law; not the subway -- however if they choose to take the subway on their way to fight crime that would be fine by me.)