She Can't Be A Racist Because She's A Sorta Hot Chick

The Golf Channel has suspended commentator Kelly Tilghman after she capped a discussion about Tiger Woods by saying that other players on the tour should "lynch him in a back alley." Tilghman will be off the air for two weeks.

Two weeks?!? For that? Hasn't Ms. Tilghman been raped across the coals enough over this matter already. In my book, there is no need for her to be raped across those coals no more.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh. Raaaaaked. I meant raked across the coals.

Whoopsies.