Thursday, November 15, 2007

Ira Newble: CPA of the NBA

Sometimes I like to pretend certain athletes are Jewish even through they're not. Today that pseudo-Jew is Ira Newble of the Cleveland Cavs. Does this dude not have the perfect name for a accountant? He would definitely have the best bus bench waiting area advertisements in town:

"Did you know that your ice and your bling can be tax write-offs? Or that you can get a refund on tats you get inked during the season? Or that having multiple baby mamas can be a good thing come April 15? I'll tell you how Call me. Ira Newble: CPA of the NBA"

More importantly, the guy enjoys karate kicking Mike Dunleavy in the face.

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