Monday, November 12, 2007

Miggy's On The Block...

It seems as if the Florida Marlins are asking for some serious meat in return for Miguel Cabrera.

If I were a GM, I’d trace my penis on some single-ply toilet paper, tape it to a postcard with some used Big League Chew and mail it to owner Jeffrey Loria, adding the note, “Contract yourself.” It’s BS this team pockets their revenue sharing and puts none of that money back on the field...

What I love about Miggy is that he has ENORMOUS fat guy potential. The dude is one hamstring injury away from busting a deuce-ninety-nine.


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