Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Morbidly Obese Rose Bowl

Tom Lasorda... will be aboard the Los Angeles Dodgers' first-ever float in the 119th Rose Parade on New Year's Day.

Apparently Fernando Valenzuela will be on it too. Ooh. I hope this float will be triple-reinforced.

And when did Tommy Ladorda starting going by "Tom?" I guess once you turn 80 it's silly to go by a child's name.

I really am looking forward to the float. It's looking to show a lot promise. However, I'm sure it will disappoint by the time it's reaches the end of the parade. It doesn't matter though, as all the float's fans will leave 45 minutes into the event so they can beat the traffic home.

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