O.J. Simpson firmly pleaded "not guilty" Wednesday at his arraignment on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers. The following is the unedited transcript of Simpson's arraignment:
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit robbery?
OJ: Not guilty, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge burglary with the use a deadly weapon?
OJ: Not guilty, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge assault with a deadly weapon?
OJ: I’m innocent, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge assault with a deadly weapon?
OJ: Judge Glass, it was not me.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge of coercion with a deadly weapon?
OJ: What’s the opposite of guilty, Judge Glass? I’m that.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge of coercion with a deadly weapon?
OJ: Come on Judge Jackie Glass, do you really think I would…
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge robbery with the use of a deadly weapon?
OJ: Do I really have to say it again J.G.?
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge robbery with the use of a deadly weapon?
OJ: That reminds me something Les… that’s Leslie Neilson… did, which was the funniest thing on the set NG 2.5… that’s Naked Gun 2 ½…
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of kidnapping?
OJ: Where’s Johnny C? Where the eff is Johnny eff’n C?
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit a crime?
OJ: Wuddn’t me, woman.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit robbery?
OJ: Fuck you.
Judge Jackie Glass: And finally, how to you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit armed robbery?
OJ: You shut your thin-lipped piehole before I bust through your mouth and rob your teeth with my fists.
OJ: Not guilty, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge burglary with the use a deadly weapon?
OJ: Not guilty, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge assault with a deadly weapon?
OJ: I’m innocent, Judge Glass.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge assault with a deadly weapon?
OJ: Judge Glass, it was not me.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge of coercion with a deadly weapon?
OJ: What’s the opposite of guilty, Judge Glass? I’m that.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge of coercion with a deadly weapon?
OJ: Come on Judge Jackie Glass, do you really think I would…
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the first charge robbery with the use of a deadly weapon?
OJ: Do I really have to say it again J.G.?
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the second charge robbery with the use of a deadly weapon?
OJ: That reminds me something Les… that’s Leslie Neilson… did, which was the funniest thing on the set NG 2.5… that’s Naked Gun 2 ½…
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of kidnapping?
OJ: Where’s Johnny C? Where the eff is Johnny eff’n C?
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit a crime?
OJ: Wuddn’t me, woman.
Judge Jackie Glass: How do you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit robbery?
OJ: Fuck you.
Judge Jackie Glass: And finally, how to you plea to the charge of conspiracy to commit armed robbery?
OJ: You shut your thin-lipped piehole before I bust through your mouth and rob your teeth with my fists.
JUDGE JACKIE GLASS BANGS HER GAVEL. OJ SIMPSON GRABS HIS CROTCH AND SPITS ON THE GROUND. HE HOLDS UP HIS RIGHT HAND TO HIS EAR AND MOUTHS TO JUDGE JACKIE GLASS, "CALL ME."
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